Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Randomize
