Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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