did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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