it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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