Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
