They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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