Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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