I must be too annoying 4 u.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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