Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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