There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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