People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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