Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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