Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
