What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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