ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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