Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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