I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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