Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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