Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
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