You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
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