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She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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