glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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