The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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