we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
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