Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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