I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
