You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
