I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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