You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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