it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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