I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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