Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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