I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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