I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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