There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
it's great music for shaving your balls
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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