I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
only if we run a train.
done.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
