I want to stick my p in your. b.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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