wat bout pragnant strippers??
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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