The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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