Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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