you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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