yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
her vagine was all disorganized.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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