She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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