Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
My feet surprised me
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