I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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