i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
