Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
True but thats because hes a fetus.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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