ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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