I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
