I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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