Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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