why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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